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When I was little, I loved Toy Story. I had my Woody and I took him absolutely everywhere. Until this thing happened. I remember it as the middle of the day. I’m sitting with my woody doll, and suddenly the head turns and he frowns, just for a moment, before going back to his classic smile. I scream bloody murder, like someone just broke my arm in half, and throw woody and run to When Life Gets Blurry Adjust Your Focus Shirt my mom. She tells me the classic toy storyline “He’s just a toy, he can’t do that like in the movie”. I locked Woody in this old toy chest in our garage and have literally never looked back. My mom said it was a nightmare I had, but it was the middle of the fucking day.
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This has gone on so long as a joke, my baby momma ex-girlfriend literally went to my parent’s house, and gave the doll to When Life Gets Blurry Adjust Your Focus Shirt my daughter to use it to scare me as a fucking adult. He’s just a bro and wants to give you some fucking ice cream. He even knows you’re paralyzed, so he helps you hold it. What a fucking lad. I very regularly have sleep paralysis and have only twice had any kind of ominous presence. The first time, I couldn’t actually see it, but it was a terrifying presence right in front of my bed. I don’t know why, but something about it made me more terrified than I ever have been while awake. At some point, I fell asleep again, but immediately ended up in a kind of lucid dream where I was still paralyzed, but I could float. I floated towards it and found that it was a television. Specifically, it was a television playing Fortnite gameplay. I just said “Is that fucking Fortnite?” and immediately woke up. I honestly wish I was kidding about that. The second time was a lot less funny. I awoke to find myself paralyzed and with a jet black insect that could be best described as the evilest wasp crawling at my face.
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It crawled in my mouth. I was trying to scream at that point and bit down instinctively. It felt like what I would imagine biting down on a ball of nails and razor blades would feel like. I fully woke up about to scream, only to feel my mouth and realize that none of it actually happened. That incident still fucks me up sometimes when I think about it. For the most part, though, when I get sleep paralysis I just hallucinate myself doing normal things. I’ll fight it and manage to break it, and I’ll get out of bed to go downstairs. Everything I do will be insanely sluggish, and every time, without fail, I get to When Life Gets Blurry Adjust Your Focus Shirt my door and suddenly find myself back in bed. Sometimes I do this multiple times per paralysis incident. Fucks with my head real bad.
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